heliolisk:

I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me

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kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

(Source: realfurry, via ridingsheepinnewzealand)


If tomorrow, women woke up and decided they really liked their bodies, just think how many industries would go out of business.

-Dr. Gail Dines (via volatilebodies)

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evannabadasslovegood:

I don’t know if anyone remembers this picture from right after Tangled Ever After came out of Rapunzel and Flynn’s beauuuuuuuutiful rings:

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Welllllllll, I got married about six weeks ago and here are our rings!

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Yes, that’s right, we found a jeweler willing to make the Tangled rings for us.

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schmergo:

schmergo:

I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up…


alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

(via fake-mermaid)


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